A Lorry has arrived in Beijing loaded with barbed wire and wooden posts
...turned out to be the Irish fencing Team.
Watching the Olympic Games last night I wondered if the chinese arent good at anything ? Then I remembered...picking cockles.
( bad taste that one !)
Watching the Olympics was like being in a London Nightclub...you hear a gunshot and 6 blacks start running like mad!
( Borderline but funny anyway!)
Newsflash!
Gary Glitter has got a date for his release
....shes 8 years old but with a bit of make up she looks like 12.
