> > A man boarded an aircraft at London Heathrow Airport 's
> > Terminal 5 for New York , and taking his seat as he settled
> > in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
> > He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and
> > bingo - she took the seat right beside him.
> >
> > 'Hello', he blurted out, 'Business trip or
> > vacation?'
> >
> > She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business.
> > I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the
> > United States .'
> >
> > He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
> > ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a
> > meeting for nymphomaniacs!
> >
> > Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
> > 'What's your business role at this convention?'
> >
> > 'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use my experience
> > to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.'
> >
> > 'Really', he smiled, 'what myths are
> > those?'
> >
> > 'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is
> > that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in
> > fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely
> > to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French
> > men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of
> > Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential
> > lovers in all categories are the Irish.'
> >
> > Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed.
> > 'I'm sorry,' she said 'I really
> > shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even
> > know your name!'
> >
> > 'Tonto,' the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but
> > my friends call me Paddy.